New Phone May Be Broken

Somerville, MA

In what some are calling a travesty of the iPhone, area woman, Elena (Lany) Mamlok, believes her hand me down iPhone may be broken.

"I have received a paltry number of phone calls and texts on my new phone over the past few days. Something's not right." Mamlok elaborated, "I mean, it makes no sense..."

Upon changing her phone number this past weekend, Mamlok alerted an alarming number of friends, family members, colleagues, rotary clubs, credit agencies, and the Cristos Pizza in Davis Square, of her new contact information.

"What I'm most concerned about is the phone's warranty. I mean, it's a year old... I assume the warranty is up... so, now I'm stuck with a bum iPhone?"

At the time of this printing, there have been no reports or statistics to verify iPhone reliability.

"Well, I don't care what statistics are out there. My phone is not working... and if I have to start a support group for others in similar situations, well, fine, I will!"