In what some local residents are calling "not right", Elena (Lany) Mamlok lied about her nationality to eschew solicitation for donations to the Democratic National Committee.
"Oh, screw off!" Mamlok told the barrage of reporters who stormed her porch when the story broke.
Mamlok was approached at approximately 5:30 pm just as she arrived home from work. The DNC volunteer had gotten through the first line of his speil when Mamlok interjected, "I'm sorry -- I'm Canadian, I'm a student." When asked if she had a permanent resident card, she quickly responded, "No."
"I don't know... I mean, I guess it's possible that she's a student," said the deflated DNC Volunteer, "She does live in a good location to be a student at... maybe at Tufts, or Harvard... I mean, heck even BC if she doesn't mind the long commute."
When pressed, Mamlok had this to say, "... I was short on time and, you know what? I already give to the Human Rights Campaign, so I feel like that makes me a good liberal Bostonian."
Mamlok insists that she'll be voting for Obama this fall, and to prove her dedication, she's purchased a life-size cutout of Obama for an upcoming yard sale. "It's going to be awesome!" Mamlok said, giddily.
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