For fun...

I found this bathing suit while looking for a new two-piece one myself:
http://www.swimoutlet.com/product_p/11748.htm

While marveling at this suit, and the whopping $0.05 savings(!), I thought it would be funny to call up the live chat and treat it like a phone sex line (or how I imagine a phone sex line conversation would go).

I also, and I'm being serious when I say this, created a free "postlet" account. If you've looked on craigslist for either real estate or a new apartment for rent you may come across these pretty nice ad templates created by postlet. I was going to put up a big box (like refrigerator-sized) in the real estate section... on the corner of Somewhere and OverThere, provided there's no sudden gust of wind.

That's all I have at the moment.